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- First chink in the armour, Mr perfect not so perfect.
- People who don’t drink they always have a story.
- Nothing you could do would disappoint me , I love you.
- Stop eye fucking me, I am with someone.
- The walking boots off, running shoes on, run to a vagina.
- She graduated top of her class, not top of her professor like you.
- If I get a tropical itch from this guy, I am gonna be a tropical bitch.
- 35 years on this planet, not one STD.
- You’re lucky I am not the jealous type. In fact, if you wanna fuck face me, I am totally cool with it.
- I made it. All my teachers can eat my asshole.
